Before the Chicago Bears kick off their 2022-23 season on Sunday, the team might want to send some scouts to Brookfield Zoo.
Check out Josie the California sea lion, who could make a solid addition to the receiving corps. Seriously, no one’s going to force a fumble from those jaws.
Better yet, picture the opposition staring across the line of scrimmage at actual grizzlies.
Look at Jim, and tell us that’s not the intense gaze of a natural quarterback. You know he’s capable of literally shredding defenses.
His pal Axhi has Monster of the Midway written all over him, and with the right coaching could become a sack specialist.
All kidding aside, Brookfield Zoo annually celebrates the start of Bears season by providing some of its animals with football-themed enrichment treats in the team’s colors of orange and blue.
The treats, formed from fruit-filled ice and gelatin, help shake up the animals’ routines.
The gridiron Bears take on the San Francisco 49ers, noon Sunday at Soldier Field.
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